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Nov 15, 2023Liked by Kyrie

Ever try a prefab mix like banana bread mix with nuts? Impossible to f'up. Date bread mix is great too.

Although, the cursed fruitcake mix (don't try this at home, fatal!), and maybe a few others. Pumpkin spice comes to mind.

Remember, homemade fruitcake is a prepper-survivalist food stuff, it will outlast any dystopian earth species extinction event. In fact millions of years from now paleontologist will be able to decode the past upon finding a fruitcake fossil, it will be readable like a rosetta stone from ancient civilizations. The sands of time got nothing on fruitcake!

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