Sad Sourdough, Productivity Demons, and More

Popular stories from April

Hello everyone!

Today has been oddly productive. I’ve gotten more sketching and drafting done than I have in the last two weeks. Feeling awake and ready to take on May. Still furloughed, so I’m applying to more jobs. Yay…you know how much I love writing cover letters.

One new development. I’ve finally taught my partner how to make me toast. We’re at the point in our relationship where I can look him in the eye and say, “I’m not eating burnt bread anymore,” instead of eating hard charcoal to spare his ego. It’s a good place to be. (Note: I usually make dinners so no, I don’t feel guilty.)

Here are my favorite stories I wrote during the past month. Feel free to scroll through and check out any (all are friend links) that catch your eye:

Morning rituals that summon Seetholth, demon of productivity.

Sourdough would like you to know that it can no longer be your emotional support bread.

Can’t Netflix and Chill in the 1800s? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with period appropriate courtship ideas.

What not to say to your depressed friend who’s also just seen Cthulhu.

Mama Bear is getting a divorce from Papa Bear, here’s why.

How to pick up guys when you’re not good at flirting.

Finding hot singles near you when you’re stuck at home isn’t as hard as you think.

Are you in need of an adventure? Do you have disposable income? Then sign up for QuestCo™, the subscription service that will put you in peril for a price.

Candle scents that remind you of life outside your home.

This piece was cowritten with two amazing comedians and it was a joy to write. It contains suggestions for hobbies you can do while you slowly descend into madness.

Not wearing a bra anymore? Here’s a few ideas for what to do with your leftover brassieres.

R-rated humor

What can I say? I do love writing silly smutty humor and there is a great publication who is kind enough to publish my bizarre stuff.

Like these role-paying ideas for couples who’ve been stuck inside too long.

Or these sexy ideas inspired by classic literature.

Thank you so much for reading!

Kyrie.

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